throwing things

bowling is a guaranteed good time. (you disagree? then you probably don't like anything.) so when i was asked to help out in the vml bowling league, i naturally said, "alright, but only if i can use the bumpers." after a few weeks of playing proxy, i officially joined team tbd.

these were good times, people. regardless of how the team finished, there was much beer enjoyed and much fun had. my average increased steadily and i was even awarded mvb (most valuable bowler) for the last week of the season, having bowled my best game in recent memory.

i am entirely too proud of this accomplishment and am in the process of re-evaluating my personal goals & standards accordingly.